Tennis Pickup Lines
- Tennis
anyone?
- Uh . . . do you wanna play tennis?
- Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?
- I'll be the racquet . . . you can just bounce your balls all
over my face.
- Excuse me, could you hold my balls while I get my huge
racket out of my bag?
- Do you want to hit my balls with your "rack"et.
- Lets play the game.
- If we went out, I think it forever be Love-Love
- you wearing a space skirt, 'cause your *** is out of this
world!
- Love means nothing to Tennis players
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