Star Wars Pickup Lines
Ever saw some hot looking girl / guy at a star wars convention? Make
sure you memorize a few of these classic star wars pickup lines. Who
knows what might happen... in a galaxy far far away...
- Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.
- Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
- How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?
- I don't have sex with girls...I enjoy it Han-solo
- I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts,
baby.
- I see you like body art...wanna mushroom Tatooine?
- I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw
you bend over the registration table.
- If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
- I'll let you yoda on my balls
- I'm as hard as C3PO
- I'm the droid you're looking for.
- Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy
to see me?
- Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
- They made a new color light saber called flesh...wanna see?
- Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars
sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light
sabre?
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