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Biology Pickup Lines
- Are u auxin?, cuz u are making my cells elongate.
- Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
- Bet we can get a good hybrid vigor between the two of us.
- Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
- Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
- Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
- Hey sugar, I'm water. How about we go to my place and get stirred...
- How 'bout we go back to my place and get all Mendelian?
- I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
- I think my heart just lagged.
- I think we should use an re-uptake inhibitor...
- I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
- I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
- I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
- I wish I was RNA, so I could have U
- I’m a fermata… hold me
- I'd bind to your active site.
- If I could be any enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
- I'm really digging your phenotype.
- Is it true that biologists prefer to do it in their genes?
- Let's exchange fermions!
- My ribosome will read you mRNA any day.
- Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
- wanna see where my meiosis take place?
- We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer.
- We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
- We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
- Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
- You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
- You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
- You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
- You wanna make an F1 with me?
- You're so hot you denature my proteins.
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